Too much estrogen!

Having three girls in the house.....plus myself.....it always seems like we're running out of stuff.  Hair lotion, gel, hair spray, rubberbands, bows/ribbons, conditioner, and Oh My Lord......TOILET PAPER!!  I swear I need to include toilet paper in my budget because I feel like I buy it weekly.  I'm not talking about the small 4-pack either......I'm talking the 12 pack of double rolls!  I should probably implement a "2 wraps around the hand" rule to save TP!  But one thing we never run out of.......estrogen.   There is entirely TOOO MUCH estrogen in my house!!   That time of the month is NEVER fun for anyone but in a house full of girls ....it's freakin' MISERABLE! Especially when more than one of us has gotten a visit!  There might as well be a full moon hanging directly over our house with all the crazy and inexplicable stuff that goes  on when mother freakin' nature comes around!

I have Jordan sittin' over here on the couch with her arms crossed, face all scrunched up, and growling at all of us anytime we speak a word to her or look her way! We're all better off ignoring her. And to top off the whole mother nature visit, she's had dental work and an orthodontist appt today so she's really not happy! All I did was ask her to take out the trash and got back nothing but attitude!!She "roared her terrible roar, gnashed her terrible teeth, rolled her terrible eyes, and showed her terrible claws," all the way to the dumpster. LoL! Oh well.  For most of the evening I thought I might need a tranquilizer or BELT to tame the wild beast.  LOL!  Teenagers are more than 2 handfuls as it is....the last thing I need is additional moodiness. 




Meanwhile....Amaia and Kennedy just absolutely cannot leave each other alone! One minute they're cool and sharing a rope of Nerds and 2 minutes later they're fighting over a single Sugar Baby despite the fact that there's an entire box left!! WTH?!?! Lord somebody save me from this madness!! These 2 divas have fought, argued, and hollered at each other all evening and as I pass their room....I notice these 2 are sleeping next to each other like BFFs!! I swear just 15 minutes ago Amaia was daring Kennedy to hit her "One. More. Time. And see what happens!" LoL!! To be on the safe side, I think I'll move Kennedy out of the bed. The last thing I need to add to the madness is a Round 21 in the middle of the night because one accidentally pushed the other off the bed. **sigh* *

A mother's work is never done. I've weathered the storm for tonight. Diva #2 and #3 are out to the world......and Diva #1, aka The Beast, is finally slumbering! Whew! And I have at least 2 more days of this mess before that full moon activity finally subsides and the regular arguing, fighting, eye rolling, and tattle-taling can resume. :)



Peace, Love, Rockets, and Full Moons!